Free and Loose: Reese and Jake on the Town
The Purse Page has a knack for spotting what designer bags celebrities are toting in “seen around town” snapshots.
But when I saw the photos that were posted today of Reese Witherspoon with Jake Gyllenhaal and a $1,500 Bottega Veneta bag it was neither Reese nor her basic-looking bag that I was looking at.
Fact: I am in love with Jake Gyllenhaal and can actually see him from my desk (or at least his likeness on the cover of a magazine).
Myth: Guys look good in sweatpants.
Jake, my love, sweatpants? We can see too, too much when men decide to go the flimsy, soft, cotton route in public. True, I don’t think anyone past college age should wear these out of the house, but especially not men.
Liberated, jumping man bits are not the same as freely bouncing woman parts. No matter how sexy and talented you are, I do not want to see your Wang Chung tonight. End of story.
March 27th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
It helps if they wear some underwear to secure the family gems! How about those in crouch tight jeans? Not a turn-on here! Of course in general I do avert my eyes from the area, as all ladies should.