Paris is Not a Lipstick Spokesmodel
Paris Hilton is learning! Look at her tilt her knees to the side like a lady as she exits the car in Los Angeles, California, Monday so as not to show her secret spots. She is even dressed pretty cute - not everyone’s taste, I know, but I’d wear it. And certainly she is looking more mature and less skanky than a year ago.
… if only she’d hadn’t have been making out in the car, or hadn’t have put her lipstick on before pulling on a white shirt, or hadn’t have done whatever it was that caused this makeup catastrophe. Where are girlfriends when you need them?
Hmm … actually, her on/off BFF Nicole Richie is pregnant doing the couple thing; Nicole’s temp replacement Britney Spears is (not) going to court … somebody, please be Paris’s new BFF so that next time this happens you can tell her, politely, that she needs to excuse herself to the ladies’ room. She’s getting so close.
paris hilton, nicole richie, britney spears


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