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PETA Is Run By 13-Year-Old Girls

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PETA has named Nicole Richie the world’s worst-dressed celebrity.

Nicole Richie

“This pelt-wearing party girl is all animal skin and bones,â€? notes the animal rights group. “She’s an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match.â€?

Ashley Olsen is the runner-up. “Wearing fur does add 20 pounds,â€? PETA says, “but if Ashley wants to fill out her frame, we suggest using a fork instead.”

Okay, that’s just mean. Making weight jokes isn’t going to save any adorable fluffy bunnies, now is it PETA?

“Paris Hilton, who topped last year’s list, was let off the hook this year because she stopped wearing furs after seeing a grisly PETA video about the fur industry. But a spokesman for the group says they’re still taking a “wait and seeâ€? attitude before asking the underwear-eschewing heiress to become one of the PETA’s “I’d rather go naked than wear furâ€? models.” Source.

Paris Hilton would make a perfect “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” model. You wouldn’t even need to set up a photo shoot. . .just follow her around on a random Tuesday night and I guarantee you’d get at least one shot of her naked.

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2 Responses to “PETA Is Run By 13-Year-Old Girls”

  1. katsai Says:

    …”peta” means spliff or joint here in Spain…. so maybe they’re not 13 year olds, maybe they’re just no completley “with it” at the time of writing some of their description ;P

  2. person Says:

    I think Peta are they gayest bunch of idiots the world has ever seen. if someone ever threw red paint on me they’d better make sure they got backup cause i’d mess them up

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