Show ‘Em How It’s Done: Nicole Richie
I know I’m a few days behind on this one, but I passed out face-down in an apple pie and had to be fed cranberry sauce intravenously.
But when I awoke, it was to great delight at the clearly positive changes Nicole Richie has been making. I have always had a totally inexplicable soft spot for her. It might be due to the fact that she clearly had little patience for Paris Hilton’s inanities on The Simple Life and I ALSO have little patience with that total waste of couture, or maybe it’s because people have said, now that she has long nearly-black hair, that we sorta look alike. (Except for the 40 or so pounds I have on her, natch.)
Whatever the reason, I was smitten all over again when I saw this picture;

Okay, she could still stand to gain a pound or ten. That’s a given. But doesn’t she look great? Her skin looks smooth and healthy and not like she’s secretly been dead since last year. I mean, she’s got boobies! And that sparkly little dress shows them off like they deserve. (On a side note, seriously, that’s my hair, only better. I wonder what kind of conditioner she uses?) Heavens be praised, because it’s about time she started looking human.
Rumor has it she’s dumped her stylist, Rachel Zoe, because Rachel was making her stick her fingers down her throat after every meal. Or something like that. If that’s why she looks so good (and ONLY as long as she doesn’t go back to miniskirts and multi-colored dreadlocks), than I say, good riddance!
Nicole Richie, Rachel Zoe, American Music Awards, Fashion, Dior


November 28th, 2006 at 10:40 am
damn you! i still think you should use “Right on track/ That’s Whack!” It is much catchier, and the key to success these days is the hook…just ask P. Diddy! I mean, don’t you want to be a ’show stopper’?????