Tan Through Bikini: So Even Your Lady Parts Can Get Skin Cancer
Having tan lines is never a fashionable look. Usually, people choose to avoid this by either using sunscreen or, for those who have no fear when it comes to skin cancer, roasting in a tanning bed or in the sun with the bathing suit straps untied. But now there’s another option, reserved only for the extremely skin cancer fearless: the tan through bikini from British company Kiniki.
Not only will these bathing suits - for men and women, but banana hammocks only for men - allow you to get a tan even on your nether bits, but you can even get the full New Jersey housewife look as they come in either tiger or leopard print.
I can see it now on the Jersey Shore … 40-year-old woman, overly tanned and wrinkly, smoking a cigarette, but glamorous because she doesn’t have tan lines.
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